15 November 2012

Tale of the Missing Chicken

Once upon a time, Jordan went to Costco and bought a rotisserie chicken for $4.99.  She ate a few bites when she got back to the office, but had bigger plans for said chicken. She took it home from the office and went about her way.  To hockey class she went, then home to drop off cottage cheese for her roommate, and even stopped at Kaladi Bros for some hot chocolate before heading to the house to feed dogs, play with them, and go to sleep.  When she arose Wednesday morning excited to take some chicken with her to work and put it on a sandwich on the bread which was there, the chicken was nowhere to be found.  Distraught, she made her way to the gym, ashamed that she had misplaced the chicken.  She decided she may have simply left it at the office the evening before.  When she arrived to the office, the chicken was again, nowhere to be found.  On her lunch break, she made a more thorough investigation of the fridge at the Midtown location home.  Still, no chicken.  "The chicken must be somewhere?" she thought to herself.  In the truck somewhere?  In the truck bed covered in snow?  At the UAA ice rink?  The search continues....

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