Once upon a time, Jordan went to Costco and bought a rotisserie chicken
for $4.99. She ate a few bites when she got back to the office, but had
bigger plans for said chicken. She took it home from the office and
went about her way. To hockey class she went, then home to drop off
cottage cheese for her roommate, and even stopped at Kaladi Bros for
some hot chocolate before heading to the house to feed dogs, play with
them, and go to sleep. When she arose Wednesday morning excited to take
some chicken with her to work and put it on a sandwich on the bread
which was there, the chicken was nowhere to be found. Distraught, she
made her way to the gym, ashamed that she had misplaced the chicken.
She decided she may have simply left it at the office the evening
before. When she arrived to the office, the chicken was again, nowhere
to be found. On her lunch break, she made a more thorough investigation
of the fridge at the Midtown location home. Still, no chicken. "The
chicken must be somewhere?" she thought to herself. In the truck
somewhere? In the truck bed covered in snow? At the UAA ice rink? The
search continues....
